Sunday, December 11, 2011

This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel.?

He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies ';It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems.'; Then he proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting all over the ground. Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says ';Superman, you can be a real b@stard when you're drunk!';This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel.?
That was a good one, ha ha ! So whats the question ?This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel.?
pretty good.
man ,that joke is so old
ha! i love that one! woulda never thought it would be superman!!
nice... heard it before, but I had to read through the whole thing to remember the punchline
That was soooo freaking hilarious! One I'll surely remember!
lol nice one man!!!!

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