Questions for anybody whose ever kicked a guy in the balls or been kicked (i'm buging out about it)?

i pulled a stupid stunt on friday. i grabbed this girls chest when we got off the bus. it was mostly a dare. i ran before she could do anything, and at the time it was all pretty funny. anyway, my sister (who thinks i desrve it) found out that next chance she has, she's kicking me in the balls. not only have i never been kicked in the bals by a girl before, i've enver even been hit there. like, not even fallen on my bike or jumping a fence or anything. i'm really nerve wracked on it - if she realy does it, it'll be the first time i ever been hit in the balls. in one way, i can't immagine anything being as bad as they say it is. so i'm kind of not scared- but real scared that it is that bad. heres my questions:



1. do guys really always go to the ground? why? can it be helped? is it better to go down or to try to fight it? for how long?



2. do guys really walk funny after? why? for how long?



3. i guese what i'm really looking to know is, can you fake it not hurting so she doesn't get any satisfaction from it?



4. if i do go down, what does the girl do while the guy is down there? i mean, if the guy is down there for five minuites, thats a long time just hanging around with a guy on the ground. do girls usually just walk away and leave you there? what if its someplace like the bus stop where they can't?



4. does it make you think different about things? like, after you get kicked by a girl for the first time, do you see girls diferent? the thought of my balls getting booted by a girl andme looking like a clown on tv is messing with my mind now - you think it actually happening will mess with my mind? how so?



thanks for any help. i really can't sleep with it on my mindQuestions for anybody whose ever kicked a guy in the balls or been kicked (i'm buging out about it)?
Lol what a question.



1. I've never gone to the ground.

2. Yes they walk funnily if they walk for maybe 5-10 sec

3. You really can't fake it

4. I think she would be satified already if you go down



Is this btw a joke?Questions for anybody whose ever kicked a guy in the balls or been kicked (i'm buging out about it)?
LMAO!
DUDE YOU CAN'T FAKE IT BECAUSE THE PAIN IF REAL....JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
Lol this question is hilarious. I'll answer the male aspect of it. Yes it is extremely painful, nut just in the area but a little deeper towards your stomach. Makes you want to throw up its so bad. Usually you can fake that it didnt hurt because its more of a deep ache and not instantaneous pain. usually takes a few seconds to really set in but curled up in a ball on the ground is by far the most comfortable place to be. That also links to why guys walk funny afterwards, its not something that goes away quickly.



May not be the smartest idea to pretend it didnt hurt, she might think shes missed and go for another kick. Simple because she sure as hell knows almost no guy would be standing after a decent hit and absolutely zero wouldnt be in pain.
ahahaha I'm sorry this is kind of funny!!



anyway, I once (girl here) kicked a guy in balls really hard, but it was a total accident. I thought I didn't even touch him, and he went down. WAY down. and stayed there for a few minutes. I was apologizing like crazy, so I stood around, I guess. he couldn't move much either and had to sit down a few more minutes. all the other guys in the area flocked to him and started making empathetic and sympathetic noises. then some even turned on me, cause I couldn't stop laughing (guys CARING about other guys??). I felt really bad though.



anyway, I guess it depends how hard she kicks you and how sensetive you are. You probably will go down and not be able to move if she's 100% pissed. depending on what kind of girl she is, she might even kick you while you are down, or just leave. if anything your boyfriends might save you. maybe.



well good luck and hope that helped.
oh man, its pretty rough, it starts outin the ball area hurting like hell, then travels to the stomach, its weird , the bet thing to do is jus turn and walk and find a place to sit down, bc it just stops everyhting, its not the worst pain in the world , but its up there, most of the times one ur hit there once, the person who hit u will stop bc they realize how painful it is, its just something guys will never be able to fully explain to girls, its only a guy thing, Good luck man!
Start wearing a cup and you won't have to worry about it:P



Anyway, whether or not you go down depends upon how hard you are kicked. If it's hard enough, you will go down. A direct kick will be hard enough. You do walk funny, as you do whenever you are in pain. You are trying to keep pressure off the area. How long depends upon how hard. It is painful enough that can't pretend it doesn't hurt.



You'll be down for 30 seconds at most. She could start kicking you while you are down, though. What she will do during that time, I can't tell you. I've never been kicked because I was a jackass like you are, I got hit accidentally.
the pain will go away for a while after being kick.
Go to a karate web page. they know how to tighten the leg muscles near the groin which can act as a barrier.



wear an athletic cup for awhile



yes the pain is insane. your boys will not be the ones screaming either. instead the pain goes upwards into your gut.



defend yourself, hold her still and give her a kiss. tell her this:



';there is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world and I wanted to know the feeling of true perfection';



1/2 that line was stolen from ';The Princess Bride';
I can attest to the fact that the pain associated with a

blow to the testicles,from any source,can be crippling,and

agonizing.However,I have always recovered within about

half an hour.