Questions for anybody whose ever kicked a guy in the balls or been kicked (i'm buging out about it)?

i pulled a stupid stunt on friday. i grabbed this girls chest when we got off the bus. it was mostly a dare. i ran before she could do anything, and at the time it was all pretty funny. anyway, my sister (who thinks i desrve it) found out that next chance she has, she's kicking me in the balls. not only have i never been kicked in the bals by a girl before, i've enver even been hit there. like, not even fallen on my bike or jumping a fence or anything. i'm really nerve wracked on it - if she realy does it, it'll be the first time i ever been hit in the balls. in one way, i can't immagine anything being as bad as they say it is. so i'm kind of not scared- but real scared that it is that bad. heres my questions:



1. do guys really always go to the ground? why? can it be helped? is it better to go down or to try to fight it? for how long?



2. do guys really walk funny after? why? for how long?



3. i guese what i'm really looking to know is, can you fake it not hurting so she doesn't get any satisfaction from it?



4. if i do go down, what does the girl do while the guy is down there? i mean, if the guy is down there for five minuites, thats a long time just hanging around with a guy on the ground. do girls usually just walk away and leave you there? what if its someplace like the bus stop where they can't?



4. does it make you think different about things? like, after you get kicked by a girl for the first time, do you see girls diferent? the thought of my balls getting booted by a girl andme looking like a clown on tv is messing with my mind now - you think it actually happening will mess with my mind? how so?



thanks for any help. i really can't sleep with it on my mindQuestions for anybody whose ever kicked a guy in the balls or been kicked (i'm buging out about it)?
Oh **** dude you better run!!! my boyfriend was kickin it with his friends and you know how guys play around while anyways he got kicked there and he didn't get off the floor for like 10 min!!!! i got mad and kicked the guy who kicked him and he really never got up lol. But yes it hurts and i dont think you can fake that hurt you got to really feel it to know true pain. I felt really bad for him and wondered if that would effect or kids in the future. i think you go to the ground cause your legs buckle from pain and you will walk funny for awhile. It depends on how hard the kick is to determine that. That really sucks for you. But that's what you kinda get for touching a girls boobs. I would have got you that same day.Questions for anybody whose ever kicked a guy in the balls or been kicked (i'm buging out about it)?
Are you really this concerned about you getting kicked in the balls... I think you need to find a hobby.
Dude you deserve it and I hope it hurts like hell, you will think twice about sexually assaulting a female. HAHAHA!
indirectlly kicked you can cope with it and play it off. kicked hard and direct you could fall down in pain and some cases ';bust a nut'; and have to go to the hospital and possibly lose 50% or more of your baby making ability. try not to get kick in the balls unless u dont want kids.
Hopefully it wont happen but if it does it will be ok. I know it hurts and sometimes kinda feels like your little fellas crawled up inside you and wont ever come back out. But within a few minutes you'd be ok . You wont walk funny. No one will know she did it except the stupid girl who does it. She sounds like a real pain in the ***. Good luck. Just try to stay out of her way and hopefully she'll forget about it.
To kick a man in the genitals is wrong. Yes, what you did is wrong too, but it's not going to ruin her life. Serious problems can happen if you're kicked too hard.



I hope it doesn't happen, and I hope just the fear and worry is enough to teach you to treat girls with respect.



Good luck.
Answers from someone who knows (unfortunately!):



1. yes, you hit the ground - hard! it cannot be helped, it's an involuntary reaction, trust me.



2. yes, you WILL walk funny (bent-over) for a while, depending on how hard you get kicked.



3. you can NOT fake hurting, unless your's are too tiny to find! imagine driving a needle through your ear drum - and then multiply by 10 = kicked hard in the sack.



4. usually the girl will nail you, watch you drop, and walk away leaving you writhing in pain. if they can't leave you, they'll ignore you.



5. DUH!! Learn from your mistakes, dumba$$, and stop giving anyone any reasons to kick you in the first place - you probably deserve it and have it coming from her. Respect goes a long way with women, trust me.
Man, it seems that you've resigned yourself that you're getting kicked in the balls. Go on the defensive, protect yourself! Avoid your sister until she forgets! You don't want to get kicked, and if you know it's coming, just try to block/avoid. It does suck, and the pain travels up into the pit of your stomach (I've been kicked and punched down there- during fight training). Good luck!